since cohh is becomming a dad in like 2 months, my sugestion it to post some Dad Jokes for him to use.
Keep it classy people. no racials slurs or what ever. but add whatever you came up with or heard about it
ill start it off:
Why did that bicycle fall over
Because it was to Tired
DadJokes For cohh
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HellbornNL
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lardgap
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I like to tell dad jokes, but he never listens.
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EdgeDancr
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Why was six afraid of seven?
--Because seven was a well known six offender.
credit: many places on the internet
Also, here's a good website for all future dads to study: 100 Dad Jokes
--Because seven was a well known six offender.
credit: many places on the internet
Also, here's a good website for all future dads to study: 100 Dad Jokes
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Arief87
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How does moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
Hebrews it.
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Dreazer4000
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I want to make a joke about sodium, but Na.
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What is an emotes favorite drink?
A Kappa-cino.
A Kappa-cino.
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Captain_Stronk
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The only time it's good to yell, "I HAVE DIARRHEA!" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a sh*tload of points.
with regards to https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/ use with caution
with regards to https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/ use with caution
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stiners99
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans
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Two satellites decided to get married, the wedding wasnt much, but the reception was incredible!
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HellbornNL
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[QUOTE="stiners99, post: 40676, member: 78639"]Two satellites decided to get married, the wedding wasnt much, but the reception was incredible![/QUOTE]
worst one so far cohhGG
worst one so far cohhGG
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HellbornNL
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i call you later. pls son call me dad
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Dadpool1980
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What did the Ghost go as for Halloween?
It went as John Cena. Cause "You can't see me".
It went as John Cena. Cause "You can't see me".
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I’m reading a book on the history of glue.. can’t put it down
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I used to have a job at calendar factory, but i got fired because i took a couple of day off
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Have you heard of the band 1023mb?
They haven't got a gig yet
They haven't got a gig yet
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What does the dog say after a hard day at work?
Today was rough.
Source: Alexa (she's my "go to" for everything now a days)
Today was rough.
Source: Alexa (she's my "go to" for everything now a days)
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HellbornNL
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[QUOTE="LupusCardinal, post: 40721, member: 10639"]What does the dog say after a hard day at work?
Today was rough.
Source: Alexa (she's my "go to" for everything now a days)[/QUOTE]
wow wait you can ask Alexa for dadjoke Xd thats great
Today was rough.
Source: Alexa (she's my "go to" for everything now a days)[/QUOTE]
wow wait you can ask Alexa for dadjoke Xd thats great
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[QUOTE="hellbornnl, post: 40723, member: 24934"]wow wait you can ask Alexa for dadjoke Xd thats great[/QUOTE]
Yup! Today's was: "At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hotdogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline."
Yup! Today's was: "At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hotdogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline."
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When is a sandwich not a sandwich?
When it gets eaten.
When it gets eaten.
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Dadpool1980
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Why did the man say he couldn't afford dessert.
He said it was too rich.
He said it was too rich.
